Beauty and the Beast jokes,Kidnaping by a Sardar jokes,sardar with charles jokes

Beauty and the Beast jokes

Once upon a time.... a sardar was driving his scooter and someone said hey look the beauty and the beast the sardar got off his scooter and said who called my wife the beast.

Kidnaping by a Sardar jokes

Kidnapping by a sardar... TOO GOOD!

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2, 00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".

Signed: "A Sardarji"

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.

The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2, 00,000 in cash with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and please leave my son."

Signed: Another Sardarji

sardar with charles jokes

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"

Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".