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Top Ten Reasons why there won't be an Indian US President Anytime Soon

10. White House not big enough for in-laws

9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics

8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms

7. Can't find decent masala dhosa inside the beltway

6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother

5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with hands at state dinners

4. No chance for promotion

3. Chewing pan masala not considered politically correct

2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in

1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles

Pedro

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."

Musharraf in Tunnel:

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."

Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."