SMS JOKES DESI SMS JOKES

1.World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife.

2.Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?

Banta: Me too, after u leave

3.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

4.Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you.

Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot.

5.Dying husband: I have something to tell you.

Wife: Don't speak, just rest.

Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend.

Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!

6.What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After one year, the dog is still excited to see you.

7.What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

8.Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

9.Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

10.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

11.I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

12.I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

13.My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

14.I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

15.My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

16.My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"