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Sardar's mobile bill jokes,Sardar jokes,looks like a foreigner jokes

Sardar's mobile bill jokes

Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?

Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.

Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...

Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?

Sardar: I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.

Call centre girl: ???!!!

Sardar jokes

Sardar 1:If you tell me what's there in my basket, I'll give you all the EGGS in it.

Sardar 2: (Thinking...)

Sardar 1:And if you tell me how many eggs are there, I'll give you all the 7 EGGS!!

Sardar 2: (Thinking...)

Sardar 1:And again if you tell me which bird's eggs these are, the HEN is also yours....

Sardar 2: Your questions are too tough...So give me a clue or hint???

Sardar 1:!!!!

looks like a foreigner jokes

sardar returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

She says no.

The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?"

She again replies in the negative. By now the sardar is fuming.

He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?"

The wife says: "No."

The sardar who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."

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