Test between India and Australia jokes,SARDAR'S ESSAY jokes,Sardar's Wish jokes,Napolean and Sardar jokes

Test between India and Australia jokes

In a Test between India and Australia, a fiery Lee was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman, our sardar, walked slowly to the crease, not feeling unlike a lamb at the slaughter house.

As Lee thundered in, suddenly sardar stood up in the crease, and signalled that he wanted the sight screen adjusted. Adjustments were made and Lee was ready to come in again.

Once again, in the middle of his run-up, sardar found something disturbing in the sight screen.

Indeed, this went on a few times before the irritated umpire, Steve Bucknor walked up to the batsman and enquired, "Where do you want the sight screen, for God`s sake?"

Santa asked, with an ounce of fear, "Could I have it between Lee and me?"!!!

SARDAR'S ESSAY jokes

Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam.One is about friend and the other is about father.He had studied only about friend.But in the exam the essay asked was about father.Sardar didn give up.He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read: I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbour. He ended the essay as, A father in need is a father in deed....!

Sardar's Wish jokes

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died

> peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d

> bus he was driving..

Napolean and Sardar jokes

NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....

Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now,you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!